i love sleeping but i hate going to sleep do you see my problem

  • Someone: Fuck you.
  • Me: Buy me dinner first.

boomitsnialler:

cryingfawn:

i don’t remember ever agreeing to this ‘school’ thing

it was probably in the terms and conditions

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

vogelbird:

business in the post, party in the tags